BikeCalc Biscuit Policy

At BikeCalc, accessible from www.bikecalc.com, we are committed to providing a great user experience. This silly version of our Cookie Policy is designed to add a bit of fun to your day while still explaining how we bake our biscuits.

What Are Biscuits?

As is common with cyclists, this site uses biscuits to keep things moving smoothly. But these aren’t your typical custard creams or digestives; biscuit crumbs, in the digital sense, are small files stored on your browser to enhance your experience on our website. They help us understand your preferences, for example if you fancy a chocolate hobnob or a rich tea, and make your browsing smoother than dunking a shortbread into a hot cup of tea.

Why We Use Biscuits

We use biscuits to sweeten your time on our website. They help us keep you logged in and remember your settings, such as whether you take milk and sugar. They also let us see how visitors navigate our site, whether you’re nibbling at one page or devouring the whole pack, and improve the site’s performance to ensure everything’s baked to perfection. In short, these digital treats make your visit as enjoyable as a perfect tea break.

The Biscuits We Set

• Essential Biscuits

  These are the must-haves – like a plain digestive. Without these, the site would crumble (literally).

• Preferences Biscuits

  Like choosing between jammy dodgers and bourbons, these remember your site preferences.

• Analytics Biscuits

  Think of these as biscuit critics, helping us measure which pages you like and which might need a sprinkle more sugar.

• Marketing Biscuits

  These ensure you only see adverts for biscuits (or bikes) you actually want.

Managing Biscuits

Not a fan of certain biscuits? No worries! You can tweak your browser settings to dunk or ditch our biscuits at any time. Just keep in mind that rejecting certain biscuits might leave your experience a bit dry.

Legal Recipe

If you’re the rare type who actually reads really boring cookie policies, we salute you. For the full, no-nonsense, legally airtight version of our cookie policy, grab a strong cup of tea and click here. It’s less crumbly but just as important!